fic: Holosuitein' Ain't Cheatin'
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singularityTitle: Holosuitein' Ain't Cheatin'
Characters: Jim, Gaila, Spock, Uhura, Bones (poor Bones)
Rating: R for swearing and some sexual references
Wordcount: 2100
Notes: Crack crackity crack. This stemmed from one of many inadvisable IM chats withlazulisong. The title comes from what was clearly the awesomest Facebook status to ever grace my news feed and is only vaguely relevant to the actual story. Last but not least, this fic is for vellum, who was still owed a Trek fic for a donation to Haiti relief she made approximately eleven million years ago. Not quite the prompt she wanted but I hope it'll pass! Thanks for being patient, vellum. ♥
Summary: The greatest lessons at Starfleet Academy are not learned in the classroom.
"Gaila," said Jim around his toothbrush, "what are you doing with that holocam?"
Characters: Jim, Gaila, Spock, Uhura, Bones (poor Bones)
Rating: R for swearing and some sexual references
Wordcount: 2100
Notes: Crack crackity crack. This stemmed from one of many inadvisable IM chats with
lazulisong. The title comes from what was clearly the awesomest Facebook status to ever grace my news feed and is only vaguely relevant to the actual story. Last but not least, this fic is for vellum, who was still owed a Trek fic for a donation to Haiti relief she made approximately eleven million years ago. Not quite the prompt she wanted but I hope it'll pass! Thanks for being patient, vellum. ♥Summary: The greatest lessons at Starfleet Academy are not learned in the classroom.
"Gaila," said Jim around his toothbrush, "what are you doing with that holocam?"