[star trek] [1/1] [gen crack] With My Tail In the Air

[lazulisong]

You know who should be banned from being on the same internet as me?

leupagus.

You know why?

Because when I say things like, Shit, you know what sounds like a good idea when it's late and I am very tired? TURNING JIM KIRK INTO A CAT, she says things like, WHAT AN AWESOME IDEA and not, So you're at Pioneer Square? I'll send the dudes in white jackets right away.

But she let me make her contribute, so I guess I can't actually kill her. But I am totally, totally blaming her for this one.

TITLE: With My Tail In The Air
AUTHORS: lazulisong and leupagus, God forgive us.
SERIES: Star Trek Reboot
CHARACTERS: Gen crew plus Pike and plot aliens
RATING: Eh, PG for Jim being a really whorish tabby.
SUMMARY: The aliens were very sorry for nearly killing Captain Kirk, and wanted to fix things.

There's not so much a plot, as there is a bunch of shorts imagining what would happen.

( This shit only happens to Jim Kirk, honest to God. )