I love your cracky pairings! Scotty/ship is one of my faves. Kirk/Enterprise is also a winner. *hints*
Being inside her, beaming himself directly into her coolant system, was possibly the closest thing to heaven Scotty had ever experienced. Sure, he'd been unable to breathe, but never in his life had he ever felt so close to anyone.
This provides new images for the term auto-erotic asphyxiation, yeah?
Best bit, though, is the explosion when Scotty tries taking a human girl on a date. Hee hee.
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Date: 2010-03-20 01:43 pm (UTC)Being inside her, beaming himself directly into her coolant system, was possibly the closest thing to heaven Scotty had ever experienced. Sure, he'd been unable to breathe, but never in his life had he ever felt so close to anyone.
This provides new images for the term auto-erotic asphyxiation, yeah?
Best bit, though, is the explosion when Scotty tries taking a human girl on a date. Hee hee.