fic: swashing buckles, righting wrongs, 2/?, pike/kirk, r

[possibly_thrice]

Title: Swashing Buckles, Righting Wrongs: From the Fabulous Adventures of Captain James Significant Pause Cook, 2/?
Author: possibly_thrice
Rating: Let's say R for now. Will rise, haha.
Pairing: Pike/Kirk. I AM SO VERY UNPREDICTABLE, ISN'T IT AWESOME?
Summary: Prompted by st_xi_kink . Kirk never meets Pike or Uhura, and runs off with a broken-heart-crazed McCoy to be a pirate. For a moment, it seems as if there will be an actual plot. Then I reveal that I'm actually just doing this to set up angsty Captain Pike/Pirate Captain Jimmy dubcon. Part One is here.
A/N: Well, it's a... little funnier this time. Tonal incompatibility ftw. At least, if you're me. I'm told my sense of humor is a little whacked. I can't imagine why they'd say something like that, but there you have it.

( It’s a damn good thing Uhura is holding him up. Pike can’t even make sense of the words, the voice so much like George’s, but unnatural and sweetened by thick irony... )