Fic:"The Human Mating Dance (In Ten Easy Steps)" Sulu/McCoy, ST:XI, NC-17

[beetle_comma_the]

But for a planet-wide civil war and some nasty green goo, these two crazy kids'd never have bought a clue, and then there'd be no porn, and then I be sad.

See, but there was a planet-wide civil war, so . . . skip a few, aaaand PORN!

Best. Summary. Ever!
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The Human Mating Dance (In Ten Easy Steps)
Author: beetle_comma_the
Fandom: ST:XI
Pairing: McCoy/Sulu, background Chekov/Scotty
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: Approx. 8600
Notes/Warnings: Set between two and three years into the mission. Minor violence, slightly gross sexual situation.
Summary: Sometimes, Sulu's a guard-dog, and sometimes McCoy is extra pissed off. Ten linked ficlets written for secretsolitaire's prompt, Sulu woos McCoy with plants, McCoy being totally oblivious to what's happening, and sex in the botany lab, and inspired by ten random songs.


The Human Mating Dance (In Ten Easy Steps)


Crossposted, because the voices won't take no for an answer.