Fic: Bear Swipes Sandwich

[acaramelmacchiato]

Title: Bear Swipes Sandwich (crackfic, so help me)
Author: acaramelmacchiato
Rating: Teen
Pairing: None
Summary: I've decided to do a series of fics in which Jim Kirk re-enacts headlines from actual news articles. This one: Bear Swipes Sandwich: "A New Jersey man packing his car for a business trip was waylaid by a hungry black bear who knocked him unconscious and stole his Italian sub sandwich, police said yesterday."
Warnings: Weird Concept, Bears, Utter Crack, No Really, Utter Useless Crack

Bear Swipes Sandwich